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If you love me now that I can dance, I’m at MisterT[at]gmail[dot]com.Derek Smalls OverdriveTumblr (3.0; @dso)http://dso.tumblr.com/Try Trivia: Video Podcast (!) for 1/26<a href="http://www.dsotrivia.com/?p=301">Try Trivia: Video Podcast (!) for 1/26</a>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/73213590http://dso.tumblr.com/post/73213590Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:37:32 -0500I love this picture.<a href="http://www.dsotrivia.com/?p=300">I love this picture.</a>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/72167042http://dso.tumblr.com/post/72167042Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:36:16 -0500How The Book Publishing Industry Really Works<a href="http://www.dsotrivia.com/?p=296">How The Book Publishing Industry Really Works</a>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/70885325http://dso.tumblr.com/post/70885325Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:25:30 -0500Photo<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/DtOa0NoPri2w9whiXmox7Ws4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/67325064http://dso.tumblr.com/post/67325064Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:33:44 -0500Tell Me Something Good<a href="http://www.dsorecords.com/?p=295">Tell Me Something Good</a>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/66264422http://dso.tumblr.com/post/66264422Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:46:18 -0500He had the good sense to nudge the magic penny away from the seated women with his toe before...<p>He had the good sense to nudge the magic penny away from the seated women with his toe before furtively bending down to pick it up.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/63481019http://dso.tumblr.com/post/63481019Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:07:56 -0500I hate when there’s a Jeopardy round no one knows a thing about and that I’d have...<p>I hate when there’s a Jeopardy round no one knows a thing about and that I’d have completely run, like the all-Steely Dan board last Friday.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/63245523http://dso.tumblr.com/post/63245523Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:22:27 -0500RIP Paul Benedict (Mr. Bentley! The Mad Painter!). I’m going to paint a 7 on a man’s...<p>RIP Paul Benedict (Mr. Bentley! The Mad Painter!). I’m going to paint a 7 on a man’s hat, y’know, for old time’s sake: <a href="http://bit.ly/L8T1" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/L8T1</a></p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/63223559http://dso.tumblr.com/post/63223559Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:59:02 -0500Tonight’s trivia prizes include a NASCAR cookbook & a guide to playing blues harmonica...<p>Tonight’s trivia prizes include a NASCAR cookbook & a guide to playing blues harmonica (w/harmonica included), as well as the usual prizes.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62894744http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62894744Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:54:46 -0500drinking up the Obama press conferences like ice water after a crawl through the desert. They all...<p>drinking up the Obama press conferences like ice water after a crawl through the desert. They all sound so… competent, so aware.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62449283http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62449283Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:07:49 -0500just made enough jambalaya for everybody. I am now but a spicy beach ball perched precariously on my...<p>just made enough jambalaya for everybody. I am now but a spicy beach ball perched precariously on my couch. More wine!</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62185782http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62185782Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:06:03 -0500My first attempt at a video rant: http://ping.fm/fbNiq I was drunk when I did this, so be gentle....<p>My first attempt at a video rant: <a href="http://ping.fm/fbNiq" target="_blank">http://ping.fm/fbNiq</a> I was drunk when I did this, so be gentle. Podcasts to come.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62072838http://dso.tumblr.com/post/62072838Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:51:46 -0500@ trivia, I just had a discussion about whether Sojourner Truth named her underbits. And here I...<p>@ trivia, I just had a discussion about whether Sojourner Truth named her underbits. And here I thought tonight was gonna be boring.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61750318http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61750318Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:12:51 -0500In case you were wondering, trivia is on tonight. I brought enough candy for everyone!<p>In case you were wondering, trivia is on tonight. I brought enough candy for everyone!</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61741801http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61741801Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:59:49 -0500The Mechanical Contrivium Knows Things You Don’t<a href="http://www.dsorecords.com/?p=294">The Mechanical Contrivium Knows Things You Don’t</a>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61738389http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61738389Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:30:48 -0500Just watched the Obama & Bush press conferences back to back. I’ma wonder where The...<p>Just watched the Obama & Bush press conferences back to back. I’ma wonder where The Decider went every day for two more months, ain’t I.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61684657http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61684657Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:35:47 -0500Maybe The Corndog Place Is Hiring.<a href="http://www.dsorecords.com/?p=292">Maybe The Corndog Place Is Hiring.</a>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61385945http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61385945Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:30:38 -0500can’t wait for Christmas music season to begin in earnest. Seriously, can. not. wait.<p>can’t wait for Christmas music season to begin in earnest. Seriously, can. not. wait.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61081036http://dso.tumblr.com/post/61081036Sat, 22 Nov 2008 17:43:18 -0500Flock of Seagulls had two hits. a Best-Of that doesn’t have at leat both of them ain’t...<p>Flock of Seagulls had two hits. a Best-Of that doesn’t have at leat both of them ain’t nothing but sloppy.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/60970119http://dso.tumblr.com/post/60970119Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:29:43 -0500I didn’t expect “Take your passion! And make it happen!” to become my go-to...<p>I didn’t expect “Take your passion! And make it happen!” to become my go-to mantra, but here we are, listening to Irene Cara and going out for pizza.</p>http://dso.tumblr.com/post/60784679http://dso.tumblr.com/post/60784679Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:09:38 -0500